urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c)

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(Source: strocka)

gotitforcheap:

cute girl on the street: hey do you have the time?

me: sure do! 8:15

cute girl on the street: thanks 

me: so what are we?

In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you.
– Buddha’s Little Instruction Book (via meetthelight)

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

If you gotta force it, just leave it alone. Relationships, friendships, ponytails.. Just leave it.
– Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"

Anonymous: I'd go down on you for so long I'd need scuba gear

o dang o dang