reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

How to finger a girl

gypsiesblood:

1. Use your tongue

(Source: she-wants-the-eod)

pandaexpressvevo:

bae: what are you doing? ;)

me: I’m in my mums car

bae: oh really what else? ;)

me: broom broom

a-spider:

my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it

(Source: ickno)

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)